To: All Who Eat

I can't fit in my jeans anymore.
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I don't think I'll go to class tomorrow due to severe distress caused by non-fitting clothes. Hahaha. If only that would work. :P

I went to a friend's Bachelorette Party on Friday (my first one!!) and her Bridal Shower yesterday. I ate moderately, as I have been for most of my freshman year. Without giving too much away, let's just say, I couldn't put on 3 pairs of pants today. I had to do the jeans dance to shimmy them on, then it was murder trying to close them. hahaha. Oh God! This is pathetic! hahaha. I was literally sweating and only inhaling, trying to pull the dang zipper up - never has such a tiny piece of metal become such a large enemy of mine. =\

And now. Even as I'm writing this, I'm about to sit & eat (for the third..no fourth time today?) and have an Argentine feast. Lord, help me. =]


UPDATE: BloggerBreak from fooding. I couldn't even make it through the filet mignon. Impossible. Barely finished the mashed potatoes, don't even get me started on the chorizo! This is sad! It's not even like I'm eating too fast and then get full...nope! I just can't stuff anything else down there! Imma need a crowbar to get me out of these pants. God bless the inventor of sweatpants. Worst part: It's not even the holidays! HA! At least then, I'd have an excuse!
Oi vei.
Dessert is being brought out now. It's from my most favorite bakery in the entire world, and I can't even bear to look at it! Oh the dulce de leche! Ai mi corazon! :P Heart palpitations. Hahahaha. Am I overreacting? =\ The circulation's being cut off at my waist. Oh heavens!
From: Me